Brothers and sisters, today begins a great journey for many of our bretheren in Europe - not the least of which is our own high priest, Comrade Dran.
Though it is not a full Hajj - for they will not see the Holy Mama - it is still a momentous event for all those involved, for they will see Apostles and allies of the Holy Mama: Morning Musume.
During this time period, as well will be Maasa's birthday.
A five-day period of great joys and religious revelry!
Unto thee be a great journey, with peace and much enjoyment.
Viva Maasa!
